Despite support from an astute medic, my holiday venture has collapsed due to lack of support. As you fang your way through leftover turkey and prepare for New Year revelries, spare a thought for your beleaguered correspondent.
Another idea! Here is your chance to pick up a bargain: a genuine traditional farm without poisons or newfangled contraptions. Imagine living in a charming mud brick cottage amidst fertile and enjoying relaxed outdoor entertainment.
The property is fully fenced and has good old fashioned but reliable machinery for a complete cropping program (see below). All offers considered!